tooiconic:

“Take her swimming on the first date” is so 2009.

We have waterproof makeup and setting sprays now, bitch. I’ll jump straight into the ocean.

Spray sealant all over her to show her you care uwu

criticalrolo:

criticalrolo:

criticalrolo:

Our dm gave us a circlet of intelligence but instead of using it ourselves the Grey Render that got really attached to our Paladin started messing with it, attained an intelligence score of 19, and now we have Randall the Grey Render who works as our butler

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as a reference, this guy lives at our house, wears a waistcoat and monocle, and has the highest intelligence score in the party

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King Status

(via officialfist)

mr-downer:

next dnd character build taking suggestions

Paladino modeled after Kenshiro, who uses a Deity-based fighting style that can kill but not break bones

mr-downer:

honeyspid3r:

Is keeping being friends with someone who talks shit about you a dumb move if she has a hard time fitting at school and you feel bad for her ?

Some people aren’t worth your kindness. You could try talking to her about it but if she won’t say it to your face then you might already be wasting your time

Her having a bad time fitting in at school does not correlate to her talking smack about you, nor should there be a link to it. Why would she have reason to if she has no one else to talk to? I would talk to her directly about it, but it seems like it might be a waste of time to begin with….

tooiconic:

clownjuiceextrapulp:

tooiconic:

clownjuiceextrapulp:

Pretty neat how you can tell which of your acquaintances are closeted white supremacists just by noting whether they complain more about looting or police violence 🤔

You sound like the same kind of person that would assume any bald white man is a nazi when really they have cancer or some shit.

Racial supremacy is horrible and disgusting yet you’re out here making it look like a joke because you don’t know the horror of what it really is. Gross.

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Lmao eat shit terf

Thanks for showing you have no counter argument.

OP, are POC complaining more about looting white supremacists as well? What if they complain about both issues equally?

My soon to be ex bf I think might be a major douche? I mean all through out he was SUPER sweet & attentive but then.. First week of dating I told him I wanted to wait for sex & he immediately started a ritual of hands down my pants & silently pressured me for sex exactly a week in. & continued only touching me sexually & pressuring no matter my health. & somehow I, as a whole ass adult, didn't realise this was unacceptable behaviour for THREE MONTHS. Ffs I'm stupid n feel like a cheap whore.

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the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202:

You’re not stupid :( but that sucks man, real dick moves on his part. That’s not the type of behavior from a respectful individual and tbh he sounds like a huge creep, you deserve better.

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Anon, your soon to be Ex-BF is a manipulative prick who doesn’t deserve you. Better to know it now instead of discovering it later after having wasted even more time.